Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
