I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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