tell your sister to shave her snatch
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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