Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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