fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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