I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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