hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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