He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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