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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?

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(413): I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old? http://tfl.nu/y7lt

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(732): View more from New Jersey

you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"

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did i?

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(732): you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?" (1-732): did i? http://tfl.nu/syum

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(417): View more from Missouri

p.s. you have a small clit

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YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.

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(417): p.s. you have a small clit (1-417): YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE. http://tfl.nu/402d

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(512): View more from Texas

So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married

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What? They have three kids?

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Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me

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(512): So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married (214): What? They have three kids? (512): Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me http://tfl.nu/93bk

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(512): View more from Texas

so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button

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(512): so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button http://tfl.nu/bgvc

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...

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(414): I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america... http://tfl.nu/w5je

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.

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And she used to have such long ones. Sad.

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(918): Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm. (1-918): And she used to have such long ones. Sad. http://tfl.nu/v7eg

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(519): View more from Ontario

DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.

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(519): DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS. http://tfl.nu/77gw

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(847): View more from Illinois

she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.

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(847): she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay. http://tfl.nu/cwvk

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".

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(780): So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned". http://tfl.nu/rmju

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(208): View more from Idaho

If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.

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(208): If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that. http://tfl.nu/eu5z

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(517): View more from Michigan

She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.

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You must be good in bed dude

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(517): She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family. (1-517): You must be good in bed dude http://tfl.nu/2upq

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(816): View more from Missouri

yeah...that's gonna come up in court

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(816): yeah...that's gonna come up in court http://tfl.nu/wily

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.

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(717): I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it. http://tfl.nu/i1s8

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(512): View more from Texas

He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.

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(512): He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came. http://tfl.nu/h4s8

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