i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
How does one acquire holy water?
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half