I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
No I am not eating basil off your cock
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I just want nice things and good sex
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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