turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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