she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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