Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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