Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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