I think I just saw someone hide a body.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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