he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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