You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Is Oprah even human
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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