Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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