We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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