Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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