Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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