why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
we're making bets on your personal life
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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