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In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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