I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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