WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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