...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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