Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.