Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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