i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
