I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?