I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
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Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.