My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?