Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off