Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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