We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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