Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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