toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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