my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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