"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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