CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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