Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
