Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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