when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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