I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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