I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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