Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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