this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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