woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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