In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
