He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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