Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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