Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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