You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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