i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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