Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
