so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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