Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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